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"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth

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why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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a hundred motha fuckas cant tell me nothin. im deaf why are they yelling at me

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seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

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You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

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